How not to deliver a basket of cookies containing LSD to the police.
Posted on July 11, 2008
Picture the scene for your community service you are forced to work for the Mother Against Drink Driving campaign. Why this campaign exists is a mystery, presumably there is an assumption that mothers generally sit on the fence when it comes to drink driving but anyway I digress. Knowing your duties include delivering cookies to cops you and your friends are having a smoke and discussing ways to subvert your duty when you stumble upon the crime of the century. Sprinkle LSD over the cookies. What could go wrong with a plan decided upon in a haze of dope smoke?
It was discovered the cookies contained LSD after staff at Blue Mound thought the cookies smelled of marijuana and sent them for testing.
Cops have a nose for this sort of thing. You think they haven’t had hash cookies dropped by a million times before?
The moral of the story is simple.
If you plan on delivering a basket of trippy cookies to the police don’t smoke a ton of dope on the way.
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